(Source: canadiangleek)
I have a bird at home and he’s the cockiest bird you’ll ever meet all he does is talk about how pretty he is, he goes “I’m a pretty boy” and then, during Christmas, my brother taught him to say “Miley sucks” so every time I walk by it would like give me this evil glare and my brother taught it to say all this horrible things and it really, it’s… it doesn’t like me anymore, it’s super mean to me now but it’s because it’s a boy and its name is Tinkerbell…
(Source: fearlessmelody)